...all I really wanted to do was grab the interviewer by the front of the shirt and yell why the hell do you think I want this job? It's a fucking JOB.

*huuugs* This! I am terrible at interviews as well. That question in particular ("Why do you want to work for this company?") in my head I'm always like "Because it pays?", but then end up saying something like "I love [x], [y], and [z] things about this company, and would be proud to represent it!" *cheezy smile* (Only more impromptu and awkward because I'm crap at thinking on my feet, and bullshitting is hard.)

Good luck with everything though, I hope you find something soon!

Also that is a fun picture. *smirk*