My nipples are like diamonds

Dude, it is so fucking cold out.
My day:
Clinical was good. Emergency Department. Very interesing. Lots to do. IV piggybacks, IM injections, femcaths, triages, discharges.
So, I'm in the carpool back from clinical at a hospital a couple towns over and all of a sudden the landscape just turns WHITE. And I'm thinking to myself 'It better not be doing this in Berlin, It better not be doing this in Berlin, it better not be doing this in Berlin.' Because I know that I'll never get Walter up the hill to our house without his winter tires on.
And what the fuck do you know, it's snowing like a sumbitch in Berlin. Wet, sleety crap. I get just in front of my house, and Walter decides that, nope, he doesn't feel like going any further. So I sit there in the middle of the road, spinning my wheels for like five munutes (with my trashy neighbors having a good laugh), then finally I get out and shovel a path from my driveway to the middle of the road where Walter is sitting and mocking me. Then I get him in the driveway. And I managed not to slide into the ravine next to our house. Go me.
And are they gonna plow it tonight? No.
Are they gonna plow it tomorrow morning so I can get to my exam at 8am? Probably not.
I'll by dipped in shit if they plow it before New Year's.
This town sucks in the winter.