KV is my literary hero
Feb. 5th, 2006 08:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
akainagi"I am going to tell you some news.
No, I am not running for president, although I do know that a sentence, if it is to be complete, must have both a subject and a verb ...
I am going to sue the Brown and Williamson Tobacco Company, manufacturers of Pall Mall cigarettes, for a billion bucks! Starting when I was only twelve, I have never chain-smoked anything by unfiltered Pall Malls. And for many years now, right on the package, Brown and Williamson have promised to kill me.
But I am now eighty-two. Thanks a lot, you dirty rats. The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."
-Kurt Vonnegut
A Man Without a Country
No, I am not running for president, although I do know that a sentence, if it is to be complete, must have both a subject and a verb ...
I am going to sue the Brown and Williamson Tobacco Company, manufacturers of Pall Mall cigarettes, for a billion bucks! Starting when I was only twelve, I have never chain-smoked anything by unfiltered Pall Malls. And for many years now, right on the package, Brown and Williamson have promised to kill me.
But I am now eighty-two. Thanks a lot, you dirty rats. The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."
-Kurt Vonnegut
A Man Without a Country
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Date: 2006-02-06 09:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-13 11:19 am (UTC)I did a bona fide drinkspit when I read that too.
I luv KV to pieces. I'm so glad he wrote another book. And the whole thing's full of gems like this.