How to Shut Your Fiancée Up in One Easy Step

[akainagi]

How to Shut Your Fiancée Up in One Easy Step
Author: akainagi
Fandom: Kyou Kara Maou, Yuuri/Wolfram
Rating: G
Word/Prompt: Wait/Sound
X-posted: wordclaim50 and like whoa



“Letch! Hennachokome! Baka! Inconsiderate cheat! Liar! You … you…Uwakimono!”

“You used that one already,” Yuuri tiredly informed his rampaging fiancée. “Several times in fact.”

Considering the volume and breadth of Wolfram’s tirade, which was now in its third consecutive hour, Yuuri appeared to be holding up fairly well. The only thing that gave the young king away was the furious twitching of his eyebrow as he stared up at the canopy of his ornately trimmed bed. Three hours. And Yuuri still didn’t know what the hell he did to set the other boy off. He had given up waiting for the blonde to pass out from sheer exhaustion, or to run out of epithets to hurl at him. ‘At this rate,’ Yuuri thought to himself in despair, ‘he’s going to go on all night.’

And he did go on. “I’ll call you a cheat as many times as it takes! Uwakimono! Uwakimono! Uwakimono! …”

It was time for desperate measures. He turned to the pillow next to him, fastened a grip around the neck of the cursing prince and made his move.

“…Uwakimono! Uwakimono! Uwaki-“

The abrupt silence was like music to Yuuri’s ears. The blonde put up a few token struggles, of course, but in the end, he really wasn’t a match for the determined king of the demons. When the deed was done, Yuuri surveyed his handiwork with satisfaction.

Wolfram lay there with a glassy-eyed look in his eyes and a bemused smile on his slightly swollen lips.

“Yuuri?” the blonde asked dreamily.

“Uh-huh.”

“You … you just … you really …”

“Yup.”

Wolfram’s fingers slowly drifted up to touch his well-kissed lips. The bemused smile widened into one of satisfaction as he burrowed into the covers, all accusations of infidelity totally erased, at least for tonight.

Yuuri grinned and rolled over to his own side of the bed, reveling in the wonderful silence and the surprisingly pleasant tingle on his own lips.

‘I should have thought of that months ago …’

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_aionwatha_/]

wahahahaha! XDDDD

Yes, you should have, Yuuri, you should have! XD

[akainagi.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He would have made us all happy fangirls if he had.

[nekochiri.livejournal.com]

Buahahhaha XD Wolfram should keep on yelling even afterwards :P

I luurved this :P

[gacktyougirl.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. xD So cute.

[akainagi.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad you like.

[melodi-chan.livejournal.com]

*agrees*

He should have thought of that months ago. XDDD

Nice fic. ;D

Wolf's so cute. :P

[akainagi.livejournal.com]

Glad you like!
Yeah. It's about time Yuuri got with the program.
Icon love.

[bl4ckm4lice.livejournal.com]

ahhh... absolute sweetness...
wolfram was too easy to guess ^^

[akainagi.livejournal.com]

Thanks!
Yeah. Wolfram is kind of predictable. But I forgive him because he's hot.

[serenia.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
Sometimes I think Wolfram must have Borderline Personality Disorder, the way he gets so furious over such little things.

[akainagi.livejournal.com]

True true.
OR a histionic thrown in with a touch of avoidant. Because he's obviously insecure but has to cover it up with a whole lot of LOUD.

[serenia.livejournal.com]

That could be, too!

[akainagi.livejournal.com]

*looks at your icon*
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*dies*

[kataru.livejournal.com]

yuuram is cute and cute stories are cute. and this is cuute as this is yuuram. cuuuuuuute~ XD XD your stories are always cuuuuuute~ XD

[akainagi.livejournal.com]

LOL. And you are as genki as ever. Thanks! Glad you like
:>

[elsie21.livejournal.com]

I can picture Wolfram going on that tirade too, and woe be Yuuri for even trying to get him to stop - up until his burst of inspiration, of course. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I for one am not complaining. :)